Jeez, the diet starts tomorrow (seriously, the diet does start tomorrow).

Next conference I will have 6 pack abs (or at least pony keg abs). The full kegger abs have got to go.

I don't get no respect.

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)