I just remembered some questions that came up at the Conference that need answered.
JHAP: Just what is a "Captain and Coke"? Did Tennille dump him for illegal substance abuse?
Captain & Coke ala JHAP:Three and a half parts Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum (the choice of any respectable pirate).
Two parts Coke (actually I prefer Pepsi but beggars can't be choosers).
One half part Grenadine (this is optional but really adds a nice touch).
and a cherry if you're feeling the onset of Scurvy.
Oh and by the way the Captain & Tennille are alive and well and are planning a come back tour...... Muskratapalooza