Sad is right.

But this guy is not a "MORON." He knew exactly what he wanted to do, and no matter what Salt would have told him, he was going to do what he set out to do. I mean really, this guy brought a cooler to hold the fish, so it wasn't an afterthought.

I would demand payment for all the fish. Why should it be free for the guy? You paid for the fish; make this loser pay.

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."