Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
Thankfully my spies told me that there would be an initial ceremony that may involve a serious beating. I decided to take matters into my own hands. I lured Bob Lusk to the lobby bar on the guise that I would buy him a drink or three. He took the bait.

We are now holding Mr. Lusk hostage. Unless our conditions are met Mr. Lusk will go through a brain washing proceedure in which he will forsake his love of ponds and now be interested in managing squirrel ranches. Pond Boss will be changed into Squirrel Boss.

NEWS FLASH! JHAP IS SQUIRRELLY!

Whoda thunkit?


"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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