I have 3 tame mallards that wandered in, and I'm not liking them. I bet 1 duck can inhale more feed pellets per minute than 30 BG!

They are pretty, and I do like the way they keep the banks smooth. But I'm afraid they eat too much of my grass shrimp, minnows, and other forage in addition to the feed pellets.

I'm fixin' to net them and "take them for a ride" down to the bayou. If netting is unsuccessful, I'll be forced to use the hot lead method.