Those SMB are already setting up the books in the Shiners' lockers to fall out when the doors are opened and stealing lunches from the YP. Frankly, you don't want to know what they are doing to FHM freshmen.

Strangely, they don't seem to mess with the Redear jocks. Hmmmm?

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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