HAHA!!!!!
I just stepped on the scale today and registered 287.4 lbs.
Based on Fatty's name and avatar pics, he is right up there near the 300 lb mark as well. If I remember from last year correctly, your probably about 185?

Also I think Fatty might be famous. Just the other day I saw a pic of him not wearing his shirt up here in Illinois. Definitely recognized it. I told my wife that I knew that guy. She said he was dead, but I told her that he lives in texas and wants to add some Hybrid Striped Bass to his pond...