I wouldn't know a mushroom from a toadstool. Knowing my luck I'd eat the wrong kind and act even more bizarre than normal (and probably no one would even notice). Mushrooms kinda taste like dirt to me.

Jefferson Airplane:
When the men on the chess board
get up and tell you where to go
And you just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)