I still remember college final exams one year at a college I graduated from in Michigan. Some of the fisheries students went out and got a boat load of morels and were frying them up in butter. I had to leave for a final exam but all I could think about was those mouth watering morels when I got back! Trouble was when I got back they were all gone!

If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.