All you southerners are getting too busy to read jokes I'm sure. Here up north we just got 6 inches of snow and I'm still waiting for 18 inches of ice to melt.
Remember the blonde who tried to assemble the corn flakes puzzle? Well, she was embarassed so she figured she would go to the store and buy a real puzzle and impress her boy friend with her intelligence. At the store the clerk showed her the puzzle selection and she bought a good one. When she got home she called her boy friend and told him that he couldn't see what she was doing in the den until she finished something that was going to be a surprise. Well, 6 months went by. Finally she told her boy friend that he could come into the den and see the surprise. He immediately saw the puzzle on the table and it was totally complete. Nice job on the puzzle he said, but where's the surprise. "The puzzle", she said, "I'll have you know I got that puzzle together all by myself and it only took me six months." "Six, months!" the boy friend exclaimed. "Yeah, it only took me six months even though the box said 2 to 4 years!"
