These 2 stories are going to be the best I can think of, they also involve police.
Story 1: I was about 16 and it was september blue-winged teal season. An older friend from church invited me on a before church teal hunt. We went and it was really foggy, didn't kill anything. On the way home I was just driving along minding my own business when a white sportscar comes flying around me. Little did the driver know there was a state trooper about a 1/4 ahead coming our way behind a log truck temporarily out of view. The trooper pulls the white speeding car over and we all laugh as we drive by. About 10 miles down the road I notice blue lights and what appears to be that same trooper behind me. Scared (just started driving, I had a red 78 Chevy Nova btw) I pull over and kill the car and start reaching from my insurance and registration. From behind I hear "get out of the car with your hands where I can see them" (shaking now) I open the door and get out slowly to the sight of a trooper with hand on pistol ready to pull it on me. I asked "what's wrong, what did I do?" He said the driver in the white car I pulled over said you were swerving all over the road and stuff like a drunk. I said, officer my brother and I just got through with an early morning teal hunt and are on our way to church, my bible is on the dash. He says something like So you probably haven't been drinking right, I laugh now and say no. He said, ok well drive safely. I left wondering if the white car got a ticket.
Story 2:
Opening day of duck season year 2005. November 19th 3 AM on interstate 20 just west of Monroe Louisiana. My brothers and I are in my white car loaded down with decoys, guns, etc. I fail to slow down when it turns from 70 to 60 and get pulled over doing just over 80. Where we hunt I use waders so i didn't have anything but my camo clothes on and socks. Officer asks "where are you headed in such a hurry" it's opening day of duck season I reply, and tell him where we are going. He asks why aren't u wearing shoes, I reply because I'm going to be putting on waders so I just was wearing socks. Then the idiot asks "are there guns in the car" I say, yes 3 shotguns, we are going duck hunting. They are not loaded and are in zippered cases. He then asks "do you have ammo in the car" (to which I reply yes, we are going duck hunting.) He tells me go back to the car and wait, I hear him call for backup on the radio and begin to wonder "what the hell? I'm gonna be late getting to my spot (public land). So another trooper pulls up and he asks me to come back again. The other trooper sits there with his BRIGHT flashlight straight in my eyes the whole time. I was getting cold so I put my hands in my pockets. I guess this made them nervous, so he said "sir please keep your hands where I can see them" (now i'm aggrivated) so I say "Look I don't have a weapon, My hands are cold" I'm not going to do anything. He says, well for all I know you have a loaded AK-47 back in the car. To which I just laugh and say "well I don't". After giving me a ticket for 84 in a 60 he sends me on my way. I deserved the ticket, but this guy was in a bad mood, I guess from working the late shift. I guess I looked real threatening in my camo clothes, no shoes, and car full of hunting gear on OPENING DAY OF DUCK SEASON!.
