One day, thanks to the US Military, Bin Laden finally got what he's been asking for, killed! So he finds himself standing at the pearly gates only to find them closed. So he starts yelling, hey, God, I died for you and now I'm waiting for my reward. The gates didn't budge. Later, the gates opened, George Washington strolled out and proceeded to beat the %&%#@ out of Bin Laden. Some time after George left the doors opened again and Thomas Jefferson came out and did the same thing. One by one 68 more famous Americans came out and beat the crap out of him. As Bin Laden was laying on the ground looking like raw meat he cried out to God. "God what did I do wrong? Where is my reward?" God's voice echoed out from behind the doors and said "you fool, as usual you totally misinterpreted my Word, the scriptures, I never said that if you died terrorizing America that you'd recieve 70 virgins, it was 70 Virginians!"
