Cannibal Grill
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon
A restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling
Somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a
Price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so
Full of sh@t, it takes all morning.'
