An engaged couple got in a car accident and died. When they were welcomed into heaven by St. Peter they had a question. They were about to get married before they died. If it's allowed in heaven they wondered if there was anyone in heaven who could marry them? St. Peter said he'd look into it. The couple waited and waited. A year went by before St. Peter returned. When he returned the couple said that after thinking about it they realized that to get married in heaven would be for eternity. So, just in case they wondered if divorce was allowed in heaven. St. Peters response - "It took me a whole year to find a priest up here, fat chance I'll ever find a lawyer."
This joke was told by a priest in my mom's church during a sermon.
