Here is todays -
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In case you missed it, here is the Washington Post's
Mensa
Invitational which once
again asked readers to take any word from
the
dictionary, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter,
and supply a new
definition.
The winners
are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders
the
subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period of
time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an
a**h***.
edited 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until
you realize it was your
money to start
with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a
hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops
bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows
little sign of breaking
down in the near
future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of
getting
lucky
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very
high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
the
person who doesn't get
it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee! intravenously when you are running
late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal
coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these
really
bad vibes, and then the
Earth explodes, and it's a serious
bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the
day
consuming only things that
are good for
you
14. Glibido: All talk and no
action.
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when
they come at you
rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just
after
you've accidentally walked
through a spider
web.
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
into
your bedroom at three in
the morning and cannot be cast
out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm
in
the fruit you're
eating.
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