See there you guys go again making fun of me. I've decided that I will, however join your forum if you do the following:
1. Have every forum member give me one dollar. Not terribly expensive for you, because I am extremely smart and will contribute a lot about ponds and parachuting.
2. Have Sunil give me five dollars, because he hurts people's feelings a lot and this would be more appropriate.
I'll give you six hours for your response.
