I don't really know what info you are looking for other than if/when I see the wet toilet paper in the water along the shore, don't call the county health dept...rather to check in here first.
No, no...call the county health dept first. Be sure to keep a tape recorder handy and e-mail the audio file to all of us.
I really want to hear how the county man tries to explain to you how that "wet toilet paper" got along the shore while keeping a straight face.
Better yet, get a video camera. Then you can tell him to smile because he's on Pondboss Candid Camera!