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I think I figured out how to change the text. I'll modify so it's not so goofy. That's what my momma always told me... "Never drink and type". Just kidding.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I thought your momma dropped you off at a walmart in omaha???? And you were raised by 4 out of 5 dentists
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I voted you 5 bobbers and a sinker, Bruce.
I'll see your 5 bobbers and a sinker, and I raise you three swivels and a circle hook.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Thanks, guys! My text is edited so I don't look like such a self-absorbed idiot. 
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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i'm a little surprised you havent learned yet bruce, theo can tell you, the world really does revolve around you  wait a minute, that's what my wife tells me....nevermind, say, why does hank parker remind me of bill clinton? anywho, good luck pardner...
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Done . He would be lucky to go fishing with you not the other way around. I think I will go on and add a comment on that sight that if old Hank wants to learn a little about BG or how fish and biology work he should take you fishing.
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Thanks, guys! My text is edited so I don't look like such a self-absorbed idiot. to those who dont know you...... 
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Hank looks a little like Dennis Weaver at the end of "Dual"
Just do it...
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did y'all see bob's comments?
very nice write up bob, i felt like i was right there.
bruce, somebody's pullin ya down.....ratings dropped to 4.4/5...someone's jealous...maybe its that bobby sumner.....looks like ya got some stiff comeptition.
good luck again...it would be really cool to see ya on TV w/ parker.
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...bruce, somebody's pullin ya down.....ratings dropped to 4.4/5.. I noticed that. I think that's called "playing defense".
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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DIED "...it would be really cool to see ya on TV w/ parker. " whipping him good at fishing while grinning with his long arms extended toward the camera.
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Bruce
I sent five bobbers your way. Good luck.
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Thank you. I think that the odds of me fishing with Hank Parker are roughly the same as me getting to do a movie with Peter Sellers, but it can't hurt to try.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Thank you. I think that the odds of me fishing with Hank Parker are roughly the same as me getting to do a movie with Peter Sellers, but it can't hurt to try. Hank Parker is still alive, right? So the odds might be just a tad less infinitesimal than making a movie with Sellers
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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An update for anybody who gives a dang. "Aquaman" is leading the vote-getting for the month. http://www.berkleybigfish.com/If I were to finish in the top five for the month my odds of winning the trip with Hank Parker would be approximately 1 in 60. I checked, and the Vegas odds on me getting the co-leading role with Peter Sellers in an upcoming movie are listed as 1 in 200.
Last edited by Bruce Condello; 02/13/08 09:47 PM. Reason: My first post evidently wasn't weird enough.
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i give a dang....can you vote twice?
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Nope. I've tried. This isn't a Chicago mayoral election.
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Can't you just "accidentally" register another name?
Not that I condone such behavior...I'm just sayin'...
Unless the website actually checks the IP address and limits users and/or votes based on that, I don't see why you couldn't vote again...
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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no cheating for aquaman allowed...superheroes got ethics ya know..
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Aquaman, I cast my ballot for you. Make us proud and if you get on TV try to mention all our names while you're on camera. That will be thanks enough, although cash is alway good too.
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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no cheating for aquaman allowed...superheroes got ethics ya know.. Completely agree. I wouldn't do it, and I don't condone it either. Judging by the photos, I think Bruce has a great shot to win it without any "extra" help. If Hank Parker wants to know how to grow 2 lb. BG, he should end this competition right now!
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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If Hank Parker wants to quit being such a dork, he should get with Bru........well, maybe that won't help him too much.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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