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I'm trying to meet my boyhood idol, Hank Parker. I've entered a contest to fish with him. Here's the photo that I submitted to the contest. As usual I was not afraid to use a little hype. ;\) ;\)

http://www.berkleybigfish.com/PhotosMore.php?picID=285

Tell me what you think. If you vote me a low number of bobbers I'm going to send Buddy Ebsen to go all Tae-Kwon-Do on your face.


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I bet you could out-fish him.


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I think its real good. I don't know if dropping names gives you legitimacy or categorizes you as a total nut case? I mean, its 100% true in your case. Don't get me wrong.

I do have another question though. If you were only using 4lb. test, and you knew you had a hog on the line, and you knew there was heavy cover close by, wouldn't you have no choice but to keep pressure on the fish? I mean, it wouldn't be in spite.

Just kidding Bruce, it's great!


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I would have to categorically state that yes, I am a nutcase. I might as well flaunt it.


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I should have mentioned that my hands are actually bigger than my head. That is not an optical illusion. I have the biggest hands ever.


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You forgot to mention you were a dentist too. Namedropper



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You're right. I should have said "...And my hamstring was killing me from when Fatty McButterpants tried to injure me at the Pond Boss conference".


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tried? Oh if I really tried, you would be walking with a limp. I got NINJA skillz dude . NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!



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If you and Buddy Ebsen were in a cage fight you'd be unrecognizable within 30 seconds.


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Iwould have Chuck norris riding shotgun....so...i dont think so...maybe is Max Baer was there MAYBE



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MAX BAER




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i meant JR.





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At first I thought you were joking, but you were serious! They're related?!?


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is it wrong that there are more posts than views?



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There's only one explanation.
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Sometimes I post without looking at the computer.


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I sometime go #1 without looking at the toilet. My wife hates that.



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O.K. Bruce I voted you a five bobber but I don't understand why a dentist has to grovel for a free fishing trip. \:D \:D \:D


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 Originally Posted By: FattyMcButterpants
I sometime go #1 without looking at the toilet. My wife hates that.



You nearly made me spit a mouth-full of coffee all over my laptop with that little gem.

You and Bruce crack me up!


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 Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
At first I thought you were joking, but you were serious! They're related?!?

Sit down, Bruce, I've got some further ground shaking revelations for you:

1) Alan Hale, Sr. is the father of Alan Hale, Jr. \:o
2) Jack Haley, Sr. is the father of Jack Haley, Jr. \:o \:o
3) Ray Scott is the father of B.A.S.S. \:o \:o \:o

Oh wait, you knew that last one, since you've been fishing with him. ;\)


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I meant that it's 100% true that you were on a fishing trip with Ray Scott, not that you're a total nut job.

BTW, I gave you a (5) bobber vote.


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 Originally Posted By: Sunil
I meant that it's 100% true that you were on a fishing trip with Ray Scott, not that you're a total nut job.

BTW, I gave you a (5) bobber vote.


I probably went a little too much "over the top". I typed it up in about 10 seconds. I'm used to being able to edit my text, but this one won't let me do it. Luckily I didn't curse like a sailor.

Thanks for the bobbers, guys. Looks like Buddy is staying home today.


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 Originally Posted By: Sunil
I meant that it's 100% true that you were on a fishing trip with Ray Scott, not that you're a total nut job.

BTW, I gave you a (5) bobber vote.


He's only about an 80% nut job, a little higher than the average pondmeister.

I voted you 5 bobbers and a sinker, Bruce.


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I know, Theo, I know. He is a total nut job, but really, he thinks its not public knowledge. Go figure.


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