Unfortunately, due to budget cuts (not that there ever was a budget), Pond Boss no longer offers counseling for those that have lost their way.
Oddly enough, those with such afflictions are encouraged to bend to their innermost demons (Fish Farmageddonitis), if and only if detailed reports, including pictures, are submitted to the forum.
Furthermore, it is highly encouraged that, where shear idiocy is involved, for each dollar spent on the pond(s), an equal or greater amount of dollars is spent on spousal interests including, but not limited to, horses and/or ponies, cruises, unnecessary vacations, multiple visits to the spa, and last but not least, circle hooks.
