Dwight: "Gail, honey, would you mind taking a picture of my foot?"

Gail: "Sure honey. It's a good idea to document this for a personal scrapbook!"

Dwight: "Scrapbook? No. I want to post this on the internet!"

Gail: "I'm calling my attorney."

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."