For the creation of the pledge above I do hereby formally nominate you for GSA membership. If your membership is approved by the secret membership investigation council, you will become the sixth member of this prestigious organization as follows:
Thanks for the formal nomination, Jeff. If the association approves my membership, should I warn my wife that mysterious men in cloaks may kidnap me in the middle of the night for an initiation process? Actually, on second thought, I better not... I think she knows too much already

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