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(No content to this one, just a blatant attempt to get a response from JHAP. This phrase usually brings him out in full force. I apologize for the imagery that I know this creates for many of you.)
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If you want to draw JHAP out from his nest, you need to bash him up a little bit.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Calling JHAP...Calling JHAP
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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If you want to draw JHAP out from his nest, you need to bash him up a little bit.
Who designed the GSFA Logo anyway?, Must have been color blind and geometrically challenged, cause, I see no GSF nor Green in it.
GSF are not fit for Man, nor Beast! Total pollution these things are!Hey Sunil, How far can the bashing go? It is really hard to get a good accountant these days 
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This may just do it. Blasphemy at its highest form in his deranged way of thinking (of course, don't lose sight of the fact that his deranged way of thinking is why we like him so much!).
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Are you guys serious? The green sunfish is an actual fish?!?!?!
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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That's debatable, evidently.
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I think if you show a picture of a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece cut in half, while being modeled, and make a solid reference to JHAP, He may just come out!
Or, on the other side, just shrivel up!
This should get him riled!
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Are you guys serious? The green sunfish is an actual fish?!?!?! Fully aware of that aspect
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I believe that JHAP has this specialized computer program that spots the use of "green sunfish" anywhere on the web, and then notifies him. Green sunfish. Green sunfish. Green sunfish. The bait is out, and now we wait....
Subscribe to Pond Boss MagazineFrom Bob Lusk: Dr. Dave Willis passed away January 13, 2014. He continues to be a key part of our Pond Boss family...and always will be.
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Drunken Toast Master from Pond Boss II and III.....
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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You guys are playing with fire.
For JHAP this is the equivalent of the retail season from Thanksgiving to Christmas.
He'll come out from under his green eyeshade on April 16 -- then look out! It happens every year, and for new comers to the forum, it ain't pretty.
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...and for new comers to the forum, it ain't pretty. Aww, Ken, JHAP isn't that bad. Well, actually, strike that. 
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Drunken Toast Master from Pond Boss II and III..... Crummy Pontoon pilot also! That has to be a bash!, Hey, I asked a Mod!
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You guys are playing with fire.
For JHAP this is the equivalent of the retail season from Thanksgiving to Christmas.
He'll come out from under his green eyeshade on April 16 -- then look out! It happens every year, and for new comers to the forum, it ain't pretty. His hole is dug till the 19th this year! Three days of vacation, or a bunch of extra work due to people procrastinating! BTW Ken, JHAP could never pull off the green highlites, especially if he kinda tossed his hair to the wind
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For the record JHAPs toast at PBIII was great. Really for the ages.
I would have listened to all of it but my desert ice cream was melting.
Bing
"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far." � Neil Simon,
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I just remember JHAP standing up and wrestling the mic away from that nice 90 year old lady who was soliciting donations for the Salvation Army.
I thought to myself..."here we go again!"
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I just remember JHAP standing up and wrestling the mic away from that nice 90 year old lady who was soliciting donations for the Salvation Army.
I thought to myself..."here we go again!" WoW! What kinda monster is this JHAP? I know he has the hot's for Brettski, but to roughly wrestle an object from a 90 year old lady, just to get some satisfaction... My goodness!!! Hey Sunil, How close is the line?
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I'm not sure we've even come close yet considering it's JHAP we're talking about.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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We really need some good data mining and photoshop collage work.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Drunken Toast Master from Pond Boss II and III..... I was impressed at how all the skunks at the Buzzard Lounge stayed so close to him. It was like watching a momma duck being followed by her chicks. I swore a couple skunks were trying to cuddle up against him, or maybe it was their way of offering him some hair, just to be polite.....You know,the Jay Leno look...Maybe a Dan'l Boone look....
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I think JHAP would be a perfect candidate for a reality show. The premise would be to follow him around with a thermal imaging camera pointed at his noggen and put him in all kinds of situations and watch the colors change. Kinda like a Kaleidescope Moment 
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Thank you JHAP. 
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