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I left this thread chuckling, came back and read it 4 hours later, now in fits of laughter. Oww my ribs.
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge" Albert Einstein
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Doug Flutie reference? Haha good stuff, I personally favor Dunkin' or officer TT.
Dr.Pepper spray? Maceman?
Words have the power to both destroy and heal, when words are both true and kind they can change our world...
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A drunk driver calmly waits as the police officer strolls up to his car.
"Be cool, be cool", he says to himself. "Don't do anything to tip him off".
The policeman asks for his license and registration.
The drunk driver replies, "Whassbegotten, osprey?"
How about Osprey?
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Officer Donut? Not to be confused with Officer Doughnut.
I know, I'm so original...
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Dis a guy while he's at work. 'Dunkin?' Is there an all night Crispy Creme?
Kidding, just kidding, Mr. occifer. Peace out.
Is Texas in your jurisdiction?
I didnt notice your rating. Are you still a Yolk Sac?
Ya left yourself wide open.
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How about "Don't Taze Me Bro" HAHA This thread has gotten a life of its own! Some good ideas no doubt... Some bad ideas, definitely no doubt!
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I am a writer you know.........
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I'd warn you not to get a big head about that, but it would be shutting the barn door after burying the horse.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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Peace Man. That is his game!
Life is Good on Bremer Pond!
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Peace Man(CJBS2003), You be careful out there! 
Life is Good on Bremer Pond!
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I can't wait for the results!  When will the final decision be made???
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Peace Man is a pretty good name for local law enforcement, and makes us old hippies happy too. Your PBF name should have some relevancy to your lot in life.
Leband lang, und prosper,
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Good morning Dave, I've checked the ships systems, and everything appears to be running normally.
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Boys in BlueGill, or Crappie Cop. (pronounced croppy) 
I have buried the hatchet.
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(spinning off of Kevin H)
10-4; crappie
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Just the facts Mamn; or JTF or LMBFAO.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP Grandpa
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I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two! 
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Pamela Anderson went by just plain old CJ on Baywatch, and she was pretty successful, she has been in a movie or two since then, like Borat and a movie featured in Borat...I think...
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Not to beat a dead horse but Crispy Cream does have a pretty nice ring to it.
still shakin' it
Life�s mostly scars and souvenirs
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Not to beat a dead horse but Crispy Cream does have a pretty nice ring to it.
still shakin' it 
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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