Pond Boss Forums GENERAL QUESTIONS Pond Boss Six Week Review

The Man gave me my 6 week review today.
My performance has been slightly above expectations.
I am now off probation.

I have FIVE additional goals to meet before my next review.
The Man says I need to push myself to achieve more and rise to the next level.

1) Never run up The Man's chair while he is in it.
2) Sell the mouse traps.
3) Develop my leadership skills by observing The Man as he manages stuff.
4) Develop a plan for automatic hair clean-up.
5) Start working out and get in shape like Buck (House Cat)

Tan, has your man given you a bath yet? He may need to know the proper way.

May I offer you a suggestion for him?

Cat & Toilet Cleaning Instructions:



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.





Of course this method was originally suggested by a dog!

CONGRATS, TAN!!!!!

I knew that your superb efforts would be rewarded. I believe that you will exceed all 5 goals in no time. I think since you are doing an outstanding job in the office, that you should take your job skills on the road as part of the road office. What a valuable asset you would be to the Man on the road.

Hoohah, Tan
Joni

You have a lot to learn there tan-boy.

As you can see from this photo, I run the house as well as the outdoors.

Geeze boy, what is going on with your neck and leg hair?

Perhaps Tan, it is time for you to give The Man his six week review, you need turn this around ASAP.