Have a good one.

May your future be loaded with big fish.

May the Bluebird of Happiness fly over your pond and scare off a heron.

May the Heron of Hatefulness spend the majority of his time on your neighbor's pond..

May Bruce and Theo grow up and act like mature, adult moderators.
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HBD, bbjr!

May you not find Mudcat Joe hiding behind a tree and giggling at your pond.

that guy, too

Brettski's slamin everybody that posts here so Im not going to.





P.S. Happy Bday

Tom G =
Theo, Bruce, Sunil =

Too much coffee, Bski?

Don't listen to these guys, bbjr!

They're just jealous of your short, to-the-point forum name. They also like changing subjects.

Happy Birthday.

May the Heron of Hatefulness prey upon any drag queen monkeys that inhabit the shoreline of your pond.

OMG!!



here's to you bbjr.

What a so very nice (and disturbing) picture for bbjr on this birthday. Thanks Bruce.

I may have nightmares now tonight.

Bruce, are you sure that isn't a girl monkey?

Hbd bbjr!

no doubt, he has performed the banana test

Can anybody tell that the monkey has been in a fight with Mike Tyson, and why?

HBDbbjr!

Hey, thanks guys! You all wished me a happy b-day before my own mom even got a hold of me . AFA the monkey pic... I'm speechless.

He/She is missing part of her ear

Here's your birthday present, bbjr.

BACON!

I agree with everything Jim Gaffigan had to say.

I really like bacon.

bbrj hope you had a good b'day.

I like apples - bacon is ok.

Nutrient content of an apple:

Apple Nutrition Facts
(*One medium 2-1/2 inch apple, fresh, raw, with skin)

Calories 81
Carbohydrate 21 grams
Dietary Fiber 4 grams
Soluble Fiber
Insoluble fiber
Calcium 10 mg
Phosphorus 10 mg Iron .25 mg
Sodium 0.00 mg
Potassium 159 mg
Vitamin C 8 mg
Vitamin A 73 IU
Folate 4 mcg

*The nutritional value of apples will vary slightly depending on the variety and size.

Source: USDA Nutrient Data Laboratory -- Apple

I like apples, too.

But I really like bacon.

Theo likes bacon.

Sunil likes bacon.

DaveDavidson1 likes bacon.

George1 likes bacon.

Lusk likes bacon.

Cody likes sushi.

I like the new women's perfume that smells like bacon.

Yes...truly the best of both worlds.

A belated happy birthday Bbjr!

Wow thanks for that link Bruce, that really explained a lot to me. So they wrap lousy tasting food in bacon to make it taste better. Hmmmmm, DIED where have I seen that strategy in place?

so JWHAP doesnt like fish? is that correct?

try this JHAP (i just watched smokey joe do this in alaska):

get yerself a dutch oven
put a layer of bacon on bottom, put a layer of fish fillets on bacon, then add another layer of bacon, a layer of onions, a layer of bacon, another layer of fish, and a final layer of bacon.
put on lid, place on open campfire coals, cook for 45 minutes......

dang that looked good........

happy birthday again bbjr.

I like chicken fried bacon

What does bbjr stand for?

"Bayou bourgelais, Jr."?

"back bacon, Jr."?

Bacon Baked Just Right

Although I would be proud to have my handle be associated with anything bacon, sadly, that is not the case.

The true story behind the name goes something like this: About ten years ago, when I first began dabbling on this creature known as the world wide web, I needed to register to set up an email account, ebay account, among others. Anyways, the name I had set up for one account was already used on another account, so I switched all of them. This process went on about 3-4 times, never could I find a unique name that was not already used somewhere (sure I could of used 2 or 3 different account names, but I have enough trouble trying to remember different passwords, let alone remembering screen names ). So here I am trying to come up with something creative that kind of describes me (something that I am never good at), and in the background I have the tv on with a documentary about B.B. King. On the documentary they went on to describe how Riley B. King was given the nickname "Beale Street Blues Boy". Perfect. I was and still am a fan of the blues, and at the time I loved to play the guitar. Bluesboyjr it was. Even though B.B. King is not my favorite, I certainly have a deep respect for him, and SRVjr just did not have the same kind of ring to it . I've since shortened bluesboyjr, to bbjr for ease of typing.

Great story bbjr. Does your guitar have a name - like Lucille?

Rock on.

She doesn't have a name. Again, I was never creative enough to come up with a good name. Maybe I should watch some more documentaries . Actually, it has been in storage ever since my kids were born. I plan on getting it back out when/if one of the kids ever shows an interest in it.

Here comes some more thread jacking.

Once upon a time, long, long ago, I enjoyed the sport of pocket billiards. I enjoyed it so much that I did a lot of traveling to seek out someone that could give me lessons to sharpen my game. Although those people were hard to find, I occasionally paid tuition to learn new things. I called my pool cue "hot lips". She is in a closet somewhere and my Wife has suggested that I get rid of her. It is hard to forget your first true love and I expect I will keep her back there in the closet.

The only response I could think of to that post DD would result in my moderation so I shall remain silent. Complete and utter quiet. No comment what so ever. Nothing. Nada. Nyet. Quiet as a moose (how can such a big animal be so quiet, I never understood that phrase). Silence is golden. This is JHAP being respectfully quiet so as not to post the volcanic eruption of responses that are attempting to overwhelm his political correctness filter. Must fight the urge to post. Better go get another cup of coffee. Walk away from the keyboard.

Ok, I'm feeling better now. Man was that a close one.

Hijack continues........

DD, JHAP either doesn't play pool, OR you liberated some of his cash for him to remain so quiet!

Let me introduce Pay Me Baby. Born in 89, she looks great in her tight black leather wrap. PM Baby earned me over 20k in private lessons before she too was relagated to the closet. If I don't get a job soon, we may have to restart our love affair! I'm pretty proud of her!

Just remember, you should be

"not hustling people strange to you
Even if you do got a two piece custom made pool cue"

Hey, Dave, you gotta find a barbeque joint in Metromess that has some decent tables. PB conf. afterhours. Bring plenty of monopoly money. I get a glass eyed handicap.

Hey, Hot Lips hasn't seen daylight in 20 years. Street hustlers from Houston by way of Mississippi don't get spotted.

I have, in the intervening years, tried to play twice. I can walk up to the table, see the easy runout and miss the first shot. I'm a Has Been but not a Never Wuz.

Dave, I can still win more than I lose, but as I've gotten older the long thin cut sure seems to be a lot longer and thinner!

Those pics of PM Baby were taken when I offered her a new home on Ebay. I still am not sure if I'm happy or sad that the winner never paid.

That one is a beauty, Rainman. I have a couple of OK ones that I picked up in Alaska. Not much to do in Valdez for 18 months.

Dave, if you can still see the runs, that's OK. Then you can still dream. I dream I am playing pool with that 22 yr. old Austrian chick, pool shark, Jasmin Ouschan. I let her win every time.