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Computerized flatulence condensor designed to extract aldehydes and ketones from human methane-based emissions for the manufacture of stink bombs?

There are 29 positions total but only this one is activated at this time.

Theo,

No on the:
In that case there would be no need for an evacuation stack but rather a blow-off valve.

Is that a Peltier heated and cooled lunch box? Or maybe a gamma irradiator for keeping food fresh forever?

Semi-Self-Contained-Aerated fish transporter, complete with HVAC, disco light, and sattelite radio.

Wow, Dwight. Anything you do, you do right!!

Obvisouly it is to keep Coronas at exacty 22 degrees, or it is a
martini glass chiller. Good thinking bro!

Does it automaticlly rotate and open the bottles or do you pour it in before starting?

Regrettably, it has nothing to do with beer, booze or food. Three of my favorite things..

WELL,it better have something to do with fishing or it aint gonna do any of us any good

That does make it a puzzler, doesn't it?

But it does have something to do with liquid?

Oh Lord, please don't let Theo and Dr Dave collaborate on this one

I am starting at the top with the "Thermal Articulator Link". Is that an electrical connecttion or a hose, or possibly a section of heat shrink tubing stuck in the top to confuse us? Are we sure about the name? Perhaps it is a "Thermal Actuator Link" instead.

Has he always been like this, Gordy?

Notice that beer AND booze are two out of his three favorite things.

Wrong collaboration this time, I believe, Brettski!! Dwight sure can be tight-lipped, can't he?

Maybe a portable livewell for the barge?

Worm composter?

Theo,

As a matter of fact he has. If he built it there is a use for
it. He doesn't build conundrums.

Its about the water that the fish live in.


Yes, H20.


I have no control over collaborators, though their input is greatly appreciated.


Based on my design criteria the terminology correlates directly to the functional aspects of each of the individual components.
No attempt at tom-foolery here!


I am like the family dog in that I have a lot of favorite things! Those listed are just 3 of them


No live bait allowed in Bremer Pond!


That is the Soldier Fly guy's department.

I will be posting some additional photos shortly.

The suspense is driving me crazy!

Here are a couple photos that show the detail inside the insulated containment Module. The conductor socket that is mounted in the center bottom of the containment module has 24 transmigration ports. As you can see from the remaining water in the bottom of the containment module I have been conducting tests.

A caryfish respirator, to carry captured crayfish from your traps in the river to the pond?

Thanks for leaving that towel in the background, at least I know it's about a 10 quart cooler not a 55 quart one.

Cecil, it may be about that 10lb bass wager.

Not a livewell for bait - a temperature controlled livewell for fish caught through the ice?

The containment module (OK cooler) is only a 4 quart.

Now were gettin' somewhere!

Oh my, he's going to lock a bass in that thing all Winter, keep it heated to maintain a high metabolish rate, and force-feed it tungsten-laced food through a tube!

Isn't illegal to make ICM's.

ICMs are legal, but you do need a permit for a containment socket with more than 8 transmigration ports. I have the Level 3 CS permit (the highest level allowed for non-military purposes) so I am running the full tilt 24 T-port max.

He is creating a thermal refuge for the LMB.

It would help if we knew that black tube sticking out the top is 110v cord, 12v wiring, an actual piece of tubing, or nothing we should concern ourselves with.

It is a shielded coaxial cable.

A thermal refuge for LMB, with internet service!

It's a flux capacitor.

A heated shelter for tilapia, that is lowered to known bass hangouts (Corona Island) and opened and viola snack time.

A coaxial cable? This puts a whole new angle to it. Must be a
scientific deal.

A heated stage for the Aqua View!

Here the probe is positioned inside the conduction socket.

portable depth sounder

Electronic litterbox for Furhead Wheelchock (light comes on when kitty goes toity).

At the end of the day, this contraption is merely a cry for help.

LMAO!

Where is Furhead. Oh no tell me she is not pike bait.

IT'S FISH-O-MATIC!!!

It BOILS!
It POACHES!!
It FRIES!!!

IT'S FISH-O-MATIC

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Went out to see Dwight and his "Project" last night. He told me what it is, but I am sworn to not divulge any information. I will have to admit that it is not sonar related, so don't let that coaxial cable throw you off.

Looks like a Corona conversion machine. After it has been processed by the kidneys, this thang holds it for further processing for the garden.

the stick, we have ways of exerting pressure on you also, so don't think you are immune if you try and withold valid info.

Oh Oh OH,the coax,the giveaway.Its underwater TV so the bass can sit in front of the tube and get fat eating junkfood

What freq you sending down the coax? Will that really keep the water from freezing?

Oxygen sensor? So you can see if that 9.5lbs bass will live to see 10?

You have most of the answer, so I am going to let the rest of Furhead Wheelchock out of the bag, er ICM.

YSI's EcoSense DO200(Dissolved oxygen/temperature meter) requires calibration close to the temperature of the sample for maximum accuracy.

The probe goes into the evacuation stack. The stack is filled with ice and capped. After about an hour the probe stabilizes at 35 F degrees.

You may be wondering why such a low calibration temperature? We will be monitoring the D.O. and temperature under the ice of Bremer Pond during the ice cover period of winter. The water temperature should be in the 32 to 42 degree range for most of the winter (we think).

You may also ask, “why not just put the probe in a bowl of ice to calibrate it?” There are a some “real” reasons, with the over riding factor being; how much fun would that be?

Today is the first day with ice on the pond. It probably will be gone by this afternoon with high winds and temps in the 40s. The battle is slowly being lost, however.....

So you're saying no cable TV for the bass? How are they supposed to watch "I love Lucy" reruns?

Jeff, I don't want them expending energy watching TV!

Dwight you might want to check this thread and update the info the with yours.

http://www.pondboss.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=32249&fpart=1

ewest, Doctor W. and I are working on this together, so the update may even appear in print at some point.

You mean he did not offer one of those fancy full time self reading and reporting DO/temp wi-fi units ?

ewest, I am in training.....

Sorry, Ewest -- technology often is cash limited. Dwight is a surrogate for the grad students. Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Not sure that Dwight knew that tidbit. If I had to do the measurements myself, then we'd really be looking for the fully automated, satellite-uplink, gee-whiz type of technology.

Seriously, our purpose here will be interesting -- wondering whether the winter temperature and oxygen dynamics will be different than "expected" (e.g., different from a hill pond) because the sand/gravel pit has the ground water movement through it. Hopefully, we can get a Pond Boss story out of Dwight's labor.

This is my non-automated data acquisition sheet. I still have to buy a pencil.

Im bored with I Love Lucy anyway.

Ya know, I bet you really don't own a graphite writing stick.

Dave, I have the flat carpenter type, but no round ones. I am Sanford Uni-ball Micro 24/7 for writing and Sharpie for signing autographs.

Come on, Dwight! You're a mountain man. Use blood, not lead.

...and it's still like new; must be a real soft touch

Brettski, I have 8 different colors of Sharpies. Please request the color that you want when sending articles to me for to autograph.

I bored a hole in the ice yesterday afternoon. The ice is 2 inches thick. If it stays in the 20s at night I may be able to start monitoring next Saturday.

Dave,

Thanks to your harangue, I went out and bought myself a 10-pack on #2 Charles Leonard pencils (99 cents). Then I drug out the old pencil sharpener from the "valuable stuff that your can't throw away storage bin(OK, then, the basement)" and put a nice point on all 10 of them.

The feel of a quality #2 pencil on paper had been lost to me for many years. It is a far more pleasant writing instrument than any mechanical pen. I am now using #2s for everything except signatures on legal documents.

I still use the Sharpies for autographs though. People want their autographs to last!

#2's suffice for all my pencil needs, except for carpenter pencils sometimes used for their intended purpose (they last much longer in pants pockets without breaking). I cannot use mechanical pencils, as I press too hard for them. I have never had a mechanical pencil last longer than 3 days before breaking into many small pieces.

Yep, I have a lot of mechanical pencils. I press down too hard, then back off and then go get a #2 and pull out my Big Chief tablet.

The trick to a good mechanical pencil is the lead that you use. You must match your writing pressure to the correct lead hardness. That and don't throw the pencil just because it gives you an undesirable answer. That last part also applies to computer parts.

This is a good example of a perfectly good thread that was killed by JHAP. There are many others also killed by him. Why is this?

As usual, JHAP speaks about that which he knows nothing.
May not even have lead in his pencil.

Ouch.