Outstanding, Young Man!!!!!!
Let's briefly discuss your billing rate...
I'm thinking that you should command no less than $46.50/hour along with full medical, dental, and vision.
Of course, you'll need all major holidays off, as well as (28) days paid vacation. While this may sound unreasonable, it's perfectly valid for a 3-month job post.
Of course you will require an all terrain vehicle (which is yours to keep).
Each Friday at 12 Noon, your employer must provide 3 cases of fine beer, in bottles, as well as a full barbecue buffet along with a nice bottle of port wine to finish it off. You are 21 right?....well, doesn't matter.
Well, that should be a good start.
Anyone else have any negotiating points for this strapping young entrepreneur?
