A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. The officer asks the man driving his name.
"Bruce" he replies.
"Bruce what?" the officer asks.
"Just Bruce" the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Bruce, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Bruce Dingaling. I know! A funny last name. Kids used to tease all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree, so I was Bruce Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree and then I was Bruce Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD.
So now I was Bruce Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD!. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS. Then I was Bruce Dingaling, MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD so they took away my MD leaving me as Bruce Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling so now I am just BRUCE"
The officer did not write up a ticket.
