A guy looked out his window only to see his dog shaking the daylights out of the neighbors rabbit. He had always had a hard time getting along with that neighbor and this would certainly not help. He ran out and grabbed a stick and beat the dog until it dropped the rabbit. The rabbit was bloody, dirty, full of dog spit, and very dead. He grabbed the rabbit and ran into the house. He put it into the bathtub, ran some water, and cleaned the thing up until it looked good as new. He blew dry and combed the hair. He knew the neighbor would not be home from work for a while so he hopped over the fence and put the rabbit back in the rabbit hutch in a natural sitting position. Later the neighbor lady came home. All of a sudden he heard an ear splitting scream from the neighbors yard. He figured she'd be upset but this was over the top. He ran over to the fence and acting as if he had no idea what had happened he asked what was wrong. The neighbor shrieked, "My rabbit, he's dead, he died two weeks ago, we burried him, and he's back!"

Gotta get back to fishin!