A kid grew up on a ranch, went to school and moved to the big city. However, every year he went deer hunting back home at his friend's place.

One year, he took one of his coworkers along with him. When they got to his friends ranch, he told his coworker to stay in the pickup while he went in to ask permission to hunt.

He went into the ranch house and told his friend, "this guy is a real city slicker. Let's play a trick on him. You know I want to get a steer from you. I'll go outside and tell this guy that you wouldn't let us hunt, pretend to get mad and shoot a steer. We can butcher it later."

The guy we out to the pickup and said to his coworker, "that SOB wouldn't let us hunt. I'll show him. I'm going to shoot one of his cattle." He got out and shot the steer. All of a sudden he heard another shot. His coworker said, "yea, and I got his horse too, now let's get out of here".

Norm Kopecky