I hope this pass the moderators. It's supposed to be a true story which makes it even funnier.

> > Subject: UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!! > > > UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working > under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this > story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have > their car break down in the parking lot. > > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed > the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of > people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs > protruding from under the chassis.> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned > private parts into glaringly public ones.> > Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into> place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found > herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.>

In Dog Beers, I've had one.