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A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling > out, Crisco, Crissssssscooo... > > Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Sir, the Crisco is in > aisle 3. > > The old guy replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm > calling my wife. She's in here somewhere". > > The clerk is astonished. "Your wife's name is Crisco?" > The old guy answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're > out in public." > > "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call her at home?" > > "Lard Ass."
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