How about a thread just for jokes related to pond type stuff??
A husband and wife went for counselling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had
been married. She went on and on and on ...... neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable ....... an entire laundry
list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up and walked around the desk and, after asking the wife
to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist then turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs
at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
