All I can say ia Man some of us have waaaaayyyyyy too much time on our hands!! LOL
And thanks god they do, we all need a laugh like that!!!
The only thing I wonder is how much a govenmental agency would have funded for a report with less detail and less fact than that one. I think I have to go out and ask for funding for research on this subject. When I get it I think I will have to build a new 25 acre pond to do the study on!!!