This explains the bloody Diet Mountain Dew can I found stuck to the ice on my dock, placed a full 7 feet away from the nearest bloody bare footprints on the pond ice. That's way farther than one of my multiple personalities could have placed it while icefishing/sleepwalking barefoot, but well within Dr. Frankenbruce's reach (as anyone who has seen Bruce's fish photos well knows). \:D :p

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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