Hi.

My name is E-24.

My master had high hopes for me. I'm really tall. I eat like crazy. But now my owner has decided to take me out of the program. My owner found me guarding a nest. I'm only 54 weeks old and I should probably be out playing with my friends.



I look like a really nice fish from up close, but my owner doesn't like the way I matured really quick. He also hates the way I'm proportioned. I'm like that 7 foot tall NBA player who can't jump. Here's my bigger picture and you can probably see why I'm being retired.



Hi.

My name is E-26.

My owner found me out swimming in the middle of the pond. All I really want to do is eat. I don't really care about girls yet.

My owner thinks I have nice, normal bluegill proportions.

I'm destined for a life of luxury, and will eventually be put with some big, fat pretty girls, but only when I'm ready. Probably next year.




Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.