Heck, if you got your wife infatuated with the pond, then perhaps you are not Crazy after all!
You should probably post a tutorial on Pond Boss covering that particular topic.
Lol! I wish I had that kind of mystical knowledge. She's a city girl, born & bred & it took me 16 years to get her to move to the country. Once I got her out here, she just fell in love with the woods & all the critters.
She already liked to fish & after I bought a little fishing boat a couple months ago, she's all about getting out on the water & trying to catch some supper.