I just heard that a large group of doctors went to the N.O. charity hospital to attempt to help those left in the city and their cars have been stolen, looted or otherwise destroyed by the people they're trying to help. Looking out the windows they saw looters wearing their stolen mink coats walking in water well laced with sewage. Unfortunately, they'll probably all survive exposure to that poisonous swill to each have fifteen children who will adopt like philosophies. Don't rent that condo; I'm on my way to Somerset to tie weights to my feet in order to occupy it without gills.
