Originally Posted By: Theo Gallus
Originally Posted By: Sunil
Blood, are you trying to show us an unimpressive fish or your snappy rubber band bracelet??

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.


You didn't have to say it out loud!!!!


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."