1. Occupy my time to keep me out of the beer joints (truth be known I don't even care for beer much anyway).
2. Occupy my time to keep me from chasing wild women. Funny thing is, my wife has lots of girlfriends but allows me none. Every time I ask she says no. Look but don't touch are her sage instructions and I follow them to the letter.
3. Get rid of all excess money so I will not have any to go to the beer joints and chase wild women even if I wanted to.
