I have only a pair of coots hanging out in my pond. I enjoy watching them dive and play. I have been trying to lure ducks to the pond with only a little luck. My questions are will the coots have any negative affects to my 2 acre pond? Will they keep "real" ducks from landing? I have gone to a lot of trouble to build and put up wood duck houses and don't want to screw that opportunity up.


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