Dave,My house is 6 miles from the boat ramp on Lake Sam Rayburn and 12 miles from the boat ramp on Toledo Bend but......my 2 acre pond is only 250 ft. from my back porch!!! I fish every day! I don't know if you remember but I anchored a 30 foot covered pontoon boat on my pond and built a walkway out to it. This is my fishing dock. I spoiled myself!!

Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... We need to talk.