A few our our Phi Sigma Kappa slogans for various years' Greek Week's were:

1) "We do less all day than most people do before 9AM."
2) "Don't touch me, I'm psychedelic."

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."