In my early marriage when my wife was star struck wirh me and more tolerant, I pinned her down under the sheets when I felt a big one ready to rip.
Found out this is not an isolated thing as when I related this to a friend in the NG he said, "you too?"
Oh the things I used to get away with! Took the wife fishing the first three days of our honeymoon. When she broke down crying, and said, "Aren't we going to do something else?" I realized what a selfish heal I was being.
Just a decade later I was being led around with a ring in my nose. Oh how the tables turn.
JKB,
Does the match thing really work?