Originally Posted By: Bill D.
Cecil are you saying when I get my 4 times a week call (unknown number) from "Sally," representing my credit card company, I should not press 1 to speak to a representative to save me tons of money by reducing my credit card balance (don't have one) to a minus 12% interest rate?


Rule # 1. Never even pick up the phone when it says "unknown number."

Rule # 2. If it's a female telemarketer ask her what she's wearing as you're naked. Guarantee you the next thing you will hear is a click.

Rule # 3. If a telemarketer wants to sell you siding tell him that would look ugly on you log home. (True in my case).

Rule # 4. If Jehovah Witnesses comes to your door ask them if they would be willing to convert to your religion.

Rule # 5. If someone is asking for a donation ask them if they will donate to you a lesser amount. Tell them they'd still come out ahead.


If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.