I was riding my 4 wheeler around the property when something hit me on the shoulder, cap, and other parts of my shirt and bike.
In 72 years, 8 months and 4 days, I had never been bombed by bird crap. I think it must have been a buzzard because there was quite a bit of it. It was black, nasty and runny.
What are the odds?
In preparing the guy's for the charter. I told them that a hat was kinda essential, and if Seagulls were buzzing the boat, don't look up!
I've seen people get it in the face, and no matter how funny you think it is at the time, it's not funny to the one on the receiving end... it really is not!!
