The chickens have left the confines of the shop, and are engaged in scattering out the mulch I carefully placed around the trees in the front yard. Trying to keep the place looking good....residential neighborhood and all. In addition, they have apparently invited over a goat of dubious pedigree. The goat has found the blooms on my blackberries to be quite delicious, and is eying the strawberries with great relish.
If this didn't happen every other blasted day, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
Government, 1 Ordinary neighbor citizen, 0
And the pattern repeats.
LOL!!
In Missouri, if they were cows, you could enclose them, notify the sheriff, charge the owner $25/day for care, recoup any damages, and after 30 days, eat them....or call your neighbor and say....c'mon dude....free range is YOUR side of the fence!...lol
