Originally Posted By: Yolk Sac
Originally Posted By: teehjaeh57
Why am I assigned the torture? Not complaining mind you, just curious.

Nobody knows torture like an English major. You can contort his very consciousness into rigid five paragraph form, bereft of any spark of warmth or humanity, and wack off his dangling participles. Makes me break out into a cold sweat just thinking about it.


Never question the Brotherhood.


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."