The condiments were the two slices of bread. Buy ice? Who would have dreamed (besides, Jules Verne) that folks would be having conversations that the WHOLE world could participate with by typing. Or how about a phone that don't need a cord or dial, takes pictures, rings when yer in yer deer stand and reminds ya of when yer anniversary is? Not sayin ya needed reminded of yours of course.


Do nature a favor, spay/neuter your pets and any weird friends or relatives.